even the burliest of men (and in some cases, the burliest of women) feel inadequate. So manly, it needs to be shaved: The Alphabet of Manliness. This collection. The Alphabet of Manliness has ratings and reviews. Seizure Romero said: I just picked this up in a used bookshop during lunch. I opened randoml. The funniest/manliness piece of literature mankind has ever read. Perhaps it will be looked back on as the manliest book of all time. To quote the author, Maddox .

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How old is that internet phenomenon? A is for ass-kicking B is for boners C is for copping a feel D is for taking a dump E is for enlightenment F is for female wrestling G is for gas H is for hot sauce I is for irate J o for beef jerky K is for knocke Brought to you by the mastermind behind www.

To see what your friends thought of this book, please sign up. Jan 14, Jason rated it it was amazing. When he’s not writing his own biographies in the third person, he be found writing articles for his website.

The Alphabet of Manliness

Archived from the original on Feb 12, Tim rated it really liked it Recommends it for: His website is awesome, and I think that this is a good way to turn his online popularity into cold hard cash. He has a maliness and interesting website. I’m mabliness a book! One of my personal favorite statements was in the letter M for Metal, Maddox goes to his first Heavy Metal concert and the “Music was so loud that it gave my friend back problems”.


I hereby revoke all the gratitude I expressed above and keep it for myself.

The Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox

The page long book is dedicated to Maddox himself: This collection of sacred writings may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly thro Release Date: Aug 06, Tommie Haag rated it liked it.

Hilarious while at the same time being completely ridiculous. View all 3 comments. I el oh elled at several points, which was a problem because the naughty graphics are not what you want an eavesdropper getting a peek at.

I just picked this up in a used bookshop during lunch.

Several parts of the UK version were removed, perhaps the most notable oof being the “headbutt to the ovaries” section of the first chapter “A – Ass-Kicking”. M is for Metal and N is for Chuck Norris. I’m glad that Maddox wrote this book, and I hope that he makes some money off of it.

Still, worth reading on a lark if you aren’t easily offended. It probably helps that I’m manlinesx I’ve put in more than 80 hours during the past 8 days inside a fluorescent-lit cubicle farm, not to mention taking a mile overnight road trip this weekend– but anything that makes me laugh like that is OK.


Like all of the entries in this book, Maddox skipped over clever and surprising wordplay and mwnliness straight to uncrafted extremeness. There are thousands of better books in the world that are funnier and smarter. Want to Read Currently Reading Read.

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Kate to my husband then to me. Brought to you by mxddox mastermind behind www. However, I think that this book imitates Hamburger ‘s style too much. To ask other readers questions about The Alphabet of Manlinessplease sign up. I love Maddox’s website, and my expectations were quite high for this book.

May 09, Sean Curry rated it did not like it.

Feb 04, Sam rated it did not like it. Maddox is a personality.

It contains an epilogue, 36 additional pages about “The Numbers of Manliness”, and eight full-color inserts. The Alphabet of Manliness is the debut book by American humorist and Internet personality Maddoxpublished in Just a little too Poe’s Law for comfort nowadays.

Goodreads helps you keep track of books you want to read. At the same time I found myself laughing uncontrollably.