Ever since an accident turned her into a knockout vamp, Elvi Black’s been catching her z’s in a coffin, staying out of the sun, and giving up garlic. She kno. The Accidental Vampire is the seventh book in the Argeneau Vampire series by popular romance author Lynsay Sands. The Accidental Vampire is, like all the. Read “The Accidental Vampire An Argeneau Novel” by Lynsay Sands with Rakuten Kobo. Ever since an accident turned her into a knockout vamp, Elvi Black’s.

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And her career as a dentist appears to be on a downward spiral because she’s afraid of blood. Such a accidrntal book. The impromptu shopping trips when she realizes she has been suffering needlessly are very entertaining and funny.

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Nov 11, Sammy Loves Books rated it did not like it Recommends it for: Open Preview See a Problem? Jun 10, Clarice rated it it was amazing. Veering to the side to avoid the waving shower brush, the accidenyal swept through the open bathroom door and briefly out of sight. Click here to learn more about this month’s sponsor!

Apparently the town felt bad for Elvi not having a mate and they put the ad in the paper for her. Vampires only sleep in coffins! Without a sire to guide her, she turned to popular culture for answers and is living in discomfort.


He’s willing to teach her everything he knows, but he’ll have to do it fast. I see movies like, for example, The Da Vinci Code, and am astonished that apparently, in every single stage of production, everyone involved failed to notice — and remark upon — the fact Oh boy, oh boy.

In a departure from the normal young female protagonists of romantic fiction the author has given us mature women both Elvi and Mabel are 62 years old finding eternal love, which adds an interesting twist. Sans lives for 5 yrs without really finding out what a vampire is. For most of the book, someone is trying to kill Elvi.

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It was hot, Elvi. I mean, I feel like you could have the domestic-man-porn and the sex and the vampirism and still have something that’s not so frustrating to read. I mean, yes, it would have been helpful if she had a mentor. The Accidental Vampire is, like all the novels in this series, a stand alone paranormal romance. Es ist witzig, sexy und es geht um Vampire!

It was by far my favorite of the series so far! I wrote Audible about this and they said they were “checking”. This book has a bit of everything. Lists with This Book. Groaning at the pain vibrating through her skull, Elvi closed her eyes against the stars dancing before them and pressed a hand against her forehead. The narrators characters voices performance was good but I found her general reading voice of the story a bit to paused and breathy a little bit distracting but ok. Another scream cut the air as she raced up the hall.


You just need to know that this series is a very light read to have a good time, very funny. He was content to leave the decision until he met the woman.

Jan 22, Kinga rated it liked it. It’s not exactly discreet dands an ad in the paper – and since Vincent works for the Vampires ruling Council, it’s his job to access the damage and possibly bring this potential “Rogue Vampire” back to the council for judgement.

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I love Lynsay Sand’s books. Now he has one night to find a dentist before his natural healing abilities close the wound, leaving him a lopsided eater for all eternity. The people of Port Henry were totally unexpected in the way they rhe care of Elvi. Victor Argeneau is an enforcer for the Council.